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It does not have any useful options, for example related to the sound or save settings, only the choice of two games, where in this whole menu you will not hear any music, only an extremely annoying sound of elves shouting "Elf, elf, baby". Dolittle and World War III: The Fight Against Terrorism.
The handheld compilation features one of the worst main menus in history of gaming, alongside with Dr. The second game's plot is instead similar to that of the feature film. The plot of both games is the icing on the cake: apparently, the elves are protesting for better work conditions, and Santa is retaliating by using them as bowling pins. The second game, on the other hand, features partial nudity and the main mechanic of the game revolves around using the elves' bathing suit as the shuffleboard. In the first game, the elves bleed a lot, and, in one case, the machine releasing the elves/pins malfunctions, snapping away the elf's head in a very graphic manner. Despite both games looking like they were aimed at children, they contain crude and inappropriate content. Worst of all, there is no soundtrack in some games, which is noticeable in the first two games, not counting the short jingle from Elf Bowling 2 at the start of the round, while the third game only offers music from the main menu. In some games, it sounds like you can feel a typical composition in a MIDI file. It sounds cheesy, so repetitive that it's almost unbearable to the ears. The music has nothing to do with the Christmas atmosphere, but closer to a badly made cartoon from the 1990s. In Super Elf Bowling and Elf Bowling: Bocce Style, sound effects reminiscent of old Hanna-Barbera cartoons, are overused and repeated in a given activity. For example, in Elf Bowling 1 & 2, the silent main menu is accompanied by annoying elves' that are screaming "Elf elf, baby!" every few seconds and a fart sound effect when selecting one of the two games. Also, some games tend to abuse similar sound effects. Overall cheesy sound effects, and at worst, unbearable and ear-bleeding, especially the elves' voice. The game returns to the concept of 2D gameplay after a few previous games, but there is an overall chaotic muff between hideous 3D models and poor 2D graphics, which was not impressive in 2005. Elf Bowling 6: Air Biscuits is by far the ugliest game of this questionable franchise. #Nstorm elf bowling 2 windows#
The collection for Nintendo's handhelds entitled Elf Bowling 1 & 2: Although in both first games for Microsoft Windows they were dominated by graphic simplicity and typical amateurishness, the console versions look much worse, especially the elves' sprites in the second game cause strong gag reflexes, and the animations have been painfully downgraded. While the graphical presentation in Elf Bowling 3 is surprisingly fine, it's inexcusable that the flying penguin sprites are embarrassing, especially since it's a 2002 game, and the disgustingly stiff elf's fall animations. The character models are hideous and the animations almost don't exist. Super Elf Bowling is most noticeable due to its horrendously low-quality textures, which certainly bring to mind early Atari Jaguar or Nintendo 64 games. Horrible graphics and animations which are the most notable in early 3D Elf Bowling games, Elf Bowling 6: Air Biscuits, and the handheld collection of both games. 
There are jokes that are intended to offend Santa Claus, for example in the first game, one of the elves carries a sign saying "SANTA SUX!", which means "Santa sucks". Humour is based solely on toilet jokes that are more disgusting than funny. Humour, even for the times between the late 1990s and early 2000s, is not funny at all. #Nstorm elf bowling 2 for free#
While there is the trial version that allows you to play for free for a limited time (only one hour), there is absolutely no point to buy the full version for $20 because it offers nothing, except unlimited gameplay time.
None of these games are free, even though they literally look like Flash games. #Nstorm elf bowling 2 series#
False advertising: The four games in the series (including Elf Bowling 2: Elves in Paradise, Elf Bowling 3, Elf Bowling: Bocce Style, and Elf Bowling 6: Air Biscuits), while the names suggest they are bowling, are actually completely different games with other rules.It doesn't help yet that they aren't free as mentioned in WIS#3. The most notable is Elf Bowling 6: Air Biscuits. The gameplay is excruciatingly boring with painfully simple rules, and in the worst case, almost non-existent, just like in poorly-done 1990s-2000s Flash games.
5.5 Elf Bowling 7 1/7: The Last Insult and Hawaiian Vacation.
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